HEY KIDS ITS TIME AGAIN FOR MR SHARK AND ME!

But this time its our 1st weekend special : HATE MAIL
With the massive amounts of fans Mr Shark has, there was bound to be some haters. You can't make everyone love you can you?
Now, the purpose of this section is for Mr Shark to receive some constructive comments about himself so that he can improve as a shark/spider/human/crocodile/butterfly/etc/more etc/ etc etc. Therefore I will censor the vulgarities to ensure that we are still a healthy program for the soul. Also, we only allow those with really sensible comments to mail in and to protect them, we will keep their names anonymous.

Alright, moving to our 1st letter of the day.

Not so dear Mr Shark,

I feel that your program is a waste of time. I don't get why people still come to you for help. Its obvious that you know nothing about the people's problems. Worst of all, you are a bad kisser. Don't try to blame it on your nose because you were trying to kiss the whole of me. I have no idea why you put my entire body into your mouth just to kiss me. You almost ate me you know. I... I... S*** I said too much. Anyways, you suck.

With contempt, not-from-Jenny.
(PS: I am not your ex-girlfriend)



Wow what a mysterious letter. I swear these people are getting better at concealing their identity. Same goes to our next letter, which claims its not from Tiranë, Albania.

Dear Mr Shark,

I have been following your programs and I feel that your advice is not helping at all.

First things first, I am just writing as if I am a mother of a fan who took your advice. Okay so from now just pretend that I am.

Okay, so my son wrote into your program saying he cut his toe and you told him to cut off his legs. And guess what? HE DID. I mean yeah sure cutting of his legs did stop the pain in his toe because he now he has no toes. Before cutting of his legs all he did around the house was watch television and occasionally grabbing a drink or some food from the fridge. Now all Vis does is watch television because he can't walk to the fridge now. That saved me some money. ... Oh crap I said his name. I mean pretend my son is called Vis Wilson. I mean my fake son. Like pretending to be superman by changing in a telephone booth but in the midst of it someone opens the door then you'll be like oh no I'm just using the telephone. What I actually mean is I don't mean anything.

Anyways, keep up the good work. You helped me saved some cash. I mean I pretended you helped me to save some cash. Thats about it.

With gratitude,
not-vis-wilson's-mother

(PS: I forgive and forget. And pretend *hints :D)


Hope it helps you Mr Shark. And of course, we always save the best and most constructive letter till the last. Here it goes,

Dear Mr Shark,

I think you look like an ikan bilis.

With sniggering giggles,
Ikan Bilis Henry Anonymous


That sums up today's segment. Till next time.


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quote of the day : Don't ask for beef because they give you pork. Instead ask for pork because they'll give you pork anyway.

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