Hey wassup suckas... This is Miss Pufferfish. I'm called Miss Pufferfish cos I'm a guniang and I smoke. I'm new to this job and I hate it.

Okay. We've got lots of fan mail coming in since Mr Shark's "Caring Trip To The Caribbeans To Save Some Assholes". So what we're gonna do now is to post some of em up and pray with all your asses that he'll come and reply.

FAN MAIL #1

Dear Mr Shark,

Its been so long since we've seen you. I really hope you come back with some Jerkies cos I heard they're really good. Anyways, I really need your help. My 6 year old daugther has been lying to me about lots of stuff. She's been smsing this guy Gerome all day and night. Then when I try to read her messages she tells me she's not smsing any guy that's 18 years old and likes little girls. My daughters good man. She's damn good and I don't even have a clue to who the hell this Gerome guy is.

A few days I tried talking to my daughter again about telling the truth and she agreed and started by calling me a sadistic bitch. On one hand I'm really happy that she's honest but on the other she's honest about the wrong things.

Please help me Mr Shark.

Yours Sincerely,
Troubled Mother

Wow. Let's all hope that this sad piece of crap can get all the help she can get cos she really needs em. If it were up to me I'll pound the shit of the daughter till she can't p*** straight.

Okay next sucker.


FAN MAIL #2

Dear Mr Shark,

I am a huge fan. I like to read your posts. I am so thrilled. That you are coming back. I have a problem. I cannot link my thoughts. When I try to. I get cut off. By. What was I talking about again? Dammit. Anyways. I have a problem. I cannot link my thoughts. I always try but I can't. Oh crap. I can't do what again? Nevermind. Dear Mr Shark. I am a huge (ass. Screw you and your leftover crap.) fan. I like reading your posts. They are so interesting. I... I... Nevermind. I was going to say something. But. Have nice day. Who is this again?

Bye bye.



Okay thats all the shit that I'm gonna take for now. I'm signing off.

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