Saturday, January 23, 2010
This season.. Comes an adventure like never before...
They'll never rest till justice is served...
They'll never stop till the story is told...
Salvation comes at a price...
How far can you go.. for survival?
How deep can you dig... for your life?
Fall into the traps of the wounded..
AND YOU'LL WISH THAT YOU NEVER CAME
BECAUSE...
THEY ARE COMINGFrom Mr shark publications.. Are tales from Mr Shark fans... THE COMPILATIONWe bring you the best stories so intense you can't stop reading.
"BEST OF MR SHARK FANMAIL"
Coming soon
"****, almost as good as porn," Yoann
"I give *****, its the bomb!" Xuxu
"Pika!" Pikachu
"The **** is this?" Miss Pufferfish
"If I had two apples, I would give this compilation one apple, then keep one for myself," Sharkfan #1
"To eat la duh," Sharkfan #1
"I was like woah, then like woah, then like wooooooahh," Sharkfan #90214
"You can kill a cockroach, but its soul still lives on," Sharkfan # 3245
"You can give a man a fish and he can eat for a day, or you can give the man to Mr Shark, then Mr Shark can eat for a day," Sharkfan #007
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Thursday, January 21, 2010
Hi its me again, Mr Shark. However i do not have any idea where i am now due to the fact that this place does not have gps. Despite the bad news, i found an iphone on the floor and i am pretty much quite happy. AND PLEASE, I am so not going to download the app karma sutra and hot asian babes which YOANN said was the only 2 apps he had in his iphone. I cant answer the fan mails as there is limited amount of energy i have for the fans after this recent accident which happened to me while i was walking in the hemisphere. i was walking on a sunny day, minding my own business when i realise i could have walked slower abit. after this epiphany, i felt really exhausted and drained out. i totally had no energy left. and i am really struggling to c......................................................................................................askdljasdasdklalsdjalskdjalsdjkasldjlasdjasldasd
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Sorry i fell asleep on the keyboard and pressed too many buttons. Now that i am awake, i am still very tired so i am going to sleep and will post again once my eagle have finish mating with another eagle and will return to help find a pigeon who can really do the job of sending my message well. SO keep a look out for this space, Live Long and prosper.
from your most loving shark,
Mr Shark aka Mr spock
but wif ur fins.
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Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Guess whose back!
no its not mr shark. Its Mr.Shark!.... However i am not in the location which you think i am in which is not the place that i am now in cos i am currently around the northern hemisphere of the earth. And to those who say that i am gone, i am sorry to say that my blackberry(model:RAWR) is not working properly. The Wifi is dead and i can only blog via pigeons who are carrying the message to another friendly friend of mine leaving in the southern hemisphere. He will then send it to his girlfriend in the northern hemisphere again to do a check and then will send it back to me to do a final check and then i will send it back to my friend in the south who will send it to his girlfriend to send it to the kind folks at
www.iamnothingbutapersonwholiketosendemails-tothefansofmrsharkcosheistotallyrockinganditdoesntmatter-ifthisurlissolongcositisnotrealbutactuallyitisreal.comwho will then post it on blogger, thus resulting in the long posts update. Thats all for now cos i have to train my eagle, cos the pigeon just got eaten up by the worm and the eagle ate the worm. so i need to train it to eat pigeons and not worm and also to send messages to my friend in the southern hemisphere.
Signing out,
With Love and lots of hugs and teeth cos i got alot of teeth,
Your
best,
most loving,
cute,
huggable,
blue,
funny,
awesome,
amazing,
fierce,
strong,
agile,
and professional
Mr Shark
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