okay kiddies its time for Mr Shark and YOU!

although we do not have a fan mail for today's event but i will be answering some of life's simple questions.
Question number 1: how do u handle an evil person's request of eating another person who turns out to be your friend.
Answer: Just eat the person if it makes you feel good. well you got only 1 life, eat it.

Question number 2: How do you handle a bad hairday?
Answer: this is easy, give Jerry Soh a call.(Jerry Soh is the sponsor of this blog, he gives us nothing but alot of moral sponsors. When comes to hair problem its either him or Yun Nam Hair Care liao)

Question number 3:What do you do when u see a fellow friend in problem?
Answer: this is also easy, first find out his problem, if it is easy to solve, help him solve then eat him. if it is not easy, jus ignore him for 5 days then feel free to eat him. (why are there such procedures?, this is because all eating habits are governed by the laws of eating. and i will be writing a book on the laws to help those who have trouble following the laws.)

question number 4: what to do when you realise you have a problem?
Answer : this is easy ALSO, write to ihaveaproblemwhichithinkyoucansolvemrshark@aquaworldnotequalstogayworld.com

i think thats all the time we have today because there is No time like the present. and i think u have received enough presents from me so toodleS!

quote: an apple a day makes u gay but if you are already gay then it makes your day

Posted by Mr Shark, with lots of love and feelings.

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