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Due to the overwhelming fan support we have received many mails from fans hoping that our dearest Mr Shark could help them out with their problems. In view of this we could only select those whom we feel are most in need and have the most relevance to our show. We only deal with serious matters and Mr Shark can choose to reply to them or not.

Okay so we shall begin today's segment with a letter from a 19 year old student from Redditch, United Kingdom.



Dear Mr Shark,

I am a big fan of your big fins. I think they will go well with soup. Anyways, I have a problem. You see, I was thinking of getting a pet and I can't decide between my neighbour's old shoe and my little sister. I mean both are similar in looks and both can get by without me feeding them. So what should I do?


From Your Big Fan,
Nathan Borg



Man, I totally get you are going through. But if it were me, I won't get a pet because Mr Shark doesn't have one.
Moving on, our second letter of the day, from a 24 old dumb f***, Wiesbaden, Germany.



Dear Mr Shark,

I am in love with your big fins. I think they go well with soup. Anyways, I have a problem. I can't seem to reach my shower head in the shower because my father places it too high. Please help me out I will be very grateful.

From a loving fan,
Sarah Danieli




How sad. But its not sad enough to be compared to our last letter of the day. This tragic tale moved me to tears and I'm sure Mr Shark will do his best to help. I warn those with a weak heart not to proceed anymore but its okay if you do because if you feel sad after reading it you can write in to Mr Shark. And here it goes. From a 30 year old in Tiranë, Albania.



Dear Mr Shark,

I am very sad. I cut my toe.

From a very sad fan,
Vis Wilson





That ends today's segment and let's pray and hope Mr Shark will help these people.

Those who have a problem, or you want to chat with Mr Shark, you can send in your mails to iamgoingtosayimnotmrsharkbutifyousendmemailillreaditanyway@aquamail.com or the lame blog's email. Till next time.

quote of the day : you should wear your socks inside out because you don't want the insides to smell later
posted by ItWasntMe

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